Okay, so you asked for it, and here it is. Stop Masturbating in 4G.
This program, if you had any reason to wonder, is designed to get whomever uses it to stop masturbating.
MD5 Hashes for the files:
354dd6b4204e07f7140b74f394267fb7 Stop_Masturbating_4G_Masked_Subliminal_(Ocean_Surf).mp3
8cd1a06df5349f161d413bf931c0f8f4 Stop_Masturbating_4G_Masked_Subliminal_(Trickling_Stream).mp3
a9e5eec5bd559fa24d747a3dc519b39c Stop_Masturbating_4G_Ultrasonic_Subliminal_(Silent).mp3
42e065b0121e364e016c26e7fa989259 Stop_Masturbating_4G_Subliminal.zip